Doctor Ambiguity, MD to the rescue

When people reference some sort of illness they currently have via Facebook status without elaborating on what it is, leaving a number of breathless idiots to nervously comment, "hehe r u ok?" while the rest of us pray it is not swine flu and that we don't have to see this person within the next three weeks. POMK.

4 comments:

  1. Hopefully not puking from swine flu, but that's a different story.

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  2. Shouldn't the tag for this be NEI (Not Enough Information) since the problem could be resolved if the offenders were Less ambiguous?

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  3. No, it's TMI because if they had simply refrained from alluding to their illness as if we all knew what it was, I could continue to avoid them as normal.

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  4. What about when a person is a little too specific about his/her illness, such as "[Redacted] is waiting for results on a blood test for mono"?

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