Wee-oo, wee-oo. The event police are here.

When a certain person, who should feel lucky to even be invited to such things, within 10 minutes of receiving an invitation to said event via Facebook, angrily proclaims to the person who invited her that she takes exception to his beautifully crafted event description, calling it "sadistic" and threatening to report it to Facebook for abuse. The reason? The text in the invitation, which was CLOSED to everyone except the eight friends invited ("friend" is a strong word after this incident), contained language about beating a show attendee until their face resembled a Monet. The event was an art show. And it was a joke.

Hop on board the clue train, white people. It might leave without you.



  1. Wait, what? It's the same person? Okay I need to be filled in tomorrow.

    I feel like I missed the clue train myself, except the less POMK-y version. I am only half white, after all.

  2. I can't believe this is the same girl that thought scallops have pointy appendages. Maybe we should all put flaming bags of puke on HER keyboard.