St. James would sting himself to death if he heard this.

When people not only try to drive restaurant owners out of business by being Internet trolls (see: "Thank you for your business."), but do so based on an erroneous knowledge of shellfish anatomy. Please read the following article before posting your incoherent hate.

You will see that a scallop, being a shelled animal, does not need a barb to attack enemies. POMK.


  1. I almost wish I hadn't read that review because my keyboard is irreparably damaged from all the chunky morning vomit I spewed on it.

    Also, does Audrey Bishop need to cut a bitch?

  2. Only with your pointy scallop, my dear.